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696. Saik Caskey - 2010-02-09 12:18:49 |
YEEEO!  |
" target=_blank> 695. Anntichrist S. Coulter - 2010-02-06 10:09:16 |
james zielinski; Don’t wanna take any bidness away from Jones, by any means, but doooooood... you don’t STORE the bodies, that’s your first MAJOR mistake! You rent a WOODCHIPPER, buy a 50-lb. sack of QUICKLIME, get some good compost, mulch, some fresh cedar chips, and a few dozen healthy rose bushes. Roses need "bone meal" and "blood meal" to produce rich, succulent blossoms, n’est-ce pas?
GIVE THOSE ROSES THE BEST HEAD-START POSSIBLE --- USE FRESH, NOT PACKAGED!!!!!  I can’t believe that I still have to EXPLAIN this to people... *sigh*...   
Then you get a few gallons of Mean Green all-purpose cleanser and a pressure-washer, DOUSE that fucker, use a good sturdy push-broom to clean-out the woodchipper, run it a few cycles with the high-pressure water, and make sure that you don’t let the chemicals run into the rosebed. Oh, and if you have some old chewing tobacco, that makes a great pesticide to put on top of the mulch around/amongst the rosebushes. Yeah, you can chew it and spit it, but that’s a LOT of oral work, and bad for the teeth. Old cigarettes that have gone stale, whatever --- you can even put non-menthol Skoal or Copenhagen into a spray bottle with hot water and a little vinegar, and spray the plants with it and the mulch around them. Keeps the worms from eating your flowers, and keeps the quicklime from leeching to the surface. Just make sure that you rent a REALLY good, deep, sturdy tiller, to churn that soil and the "homemade fertilizer/compost" DEEP into the earth. Don’t waste money on potting soil, just use whatever’s at hand.
Storage space for bodies. Tsk, tsk, tsk. You kids today, always trying to take shortcuts, which will eventually come back to bite you in the ass... Use the old-school method, and you’ll have roses for DECADES! Hell, plant ’em in a community garden, and EVERYBODY can benefit!
Just make sure that the "bodies" in question were of true evil-doers, not the product of a deranged/misogynistic/batshit-crazy SERIAL KILLER. ’Cause I *never* give free horticultural advice to serial killers. If they were working on people like Dick Cheney & Poppy Bush, Rumsfeld and Rice --- THEN I’d volunteer to come help!   |
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" target=_blank>694. Anntichrist S. Coulter - 2010-02-06 09:49:41 |
Why the hell didn’t my emoticons post properly?!?!? WTF? C’mon, Jonesy, you said you be "Back" in 2009, MAYUNNN... Where y’all at, and when you comin’ back??!?!   |
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" target=_blank>693. Anntichrist S. Coulter - 2010-02-06 09:47:21 |
Doooood. LOVED the voicemails, absofuckinglutely LOVE that you are an "urban entrepreneur," ’cause you buying those auction properties means that no gangs or CIA-backed drug factories will be moving into that neighborhood and MAKING IT EVEN WORSE, selling their poison and shooting-up "innocent bystanders" when somebody doesn’t pay what they owe and they put out a hit on ’em.
THANK YOU!!! I’m sure that your community & neighbors already appreciate you, but if any of those tight-assed "zoning committee" motherfucker start screwing with you, TELL ’EM TO COME TALK TO ME ABOUT IT, I’ll set those morons straight.
Keep on keepin’ on, Jones, you’re doing a good thing. And if you keep making money on this, PLEASE remember to give some back, via the Volunteers of America or Habitat To Humanity or CARE or Unicef or whatever’s working in your area. FUCK THE RED CROSS, THEY’LL ROB YOU BLIND AND NOBODY YOU KNOW WHO NEEDS HELP WILL ***EVER*** GET IT! Salvation Army’s good, though, and Doctors Without Borders has saved THOUSANDS of lives in Haiti and around the world. So keep your online notoriety and your business success going, and use it to help those who don’t have your entrepreneurial cash, or who are truly being screwed by multiple super-power gubmints, like those poor people in Haiti and the Dominican Republic. Screw the colonizers, SAVE THE PEOPLE! And take care of YOUR people, too.
Keep up the good work, man! And put that second batch of voicemails up there, man, I really wanted to hear those! Screw the ninnies who can’t handle GROWN FOLKS’ LANGUAGE --- they can go home and crawl back into their baby beds, if they can’t hang!javascript;emoticon(’;(’)javascript;emoticon(’}6’)javascript;emoticon(’^;v’)javascript;emoticon(’;Y’)javascript;emoticon(’*O*’)javascri pt;emoticon(’^O^’)javascript;emoticon(’_o_’) |
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692. - 2010-02-04 21:28:57 |
| how much for a fruit bat and some skittles? |
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" target=_blank>691. james zielinski - 2010-01-28 20:16:21 |
| bodies. how much for bodies? |
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690. Freddie Mercury - 2010-01-26 22:07:37 |
| Curious; where is your fine establishment located? Personally, I’d love to get legal advice (while my kids were carefully monitored) while enjoying some fine deep fried walrus while my feet got rubbed. My God, who wouldn’t? |
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689. STEVE - 2010-01-25 19:58:00 |
| i got 5.8 tons of outdated cheeese in my basement and i was wonderin if u wud take that smelly crap down to ur place on a forklift...ur business will be sucessful. thanx |
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688. Kanye West - 2010-01-24 02:44:08 |
| Yo, Jones! I’m really happy for you, I’mma let you finish but U-Haul has one of the best storage facilities of all time. One of the best facilities of all time! |
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687. jan willem - 2010-01-14 16:04:57 |
yooow big daddy i`m from the netherlands ans i want to get rid off my mother in law do you want her!
cu later  |
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