 40. awittykitty - 2007-09-11 05:04:03 |
You’re supposed to cough or say something extraordinarily filthy while kicking your tampon, to divert attention.
I once lost my entire slip in a Broadway theatre. Bloop. It just fell off while I was washing my hands in the bathroom, so I kicked it under the sink. I think only the bathroom attendant saw it happen. |
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39. awittykitty - 2007-08-22 16:15:22 |
| So what was the damn sash for. Were you crowned for something? I usually take my sash off for meetings. People get nervous when queens attend meetings. |
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38. Kate - 2007-08-21 21:31:56 |
| Please. Write. |
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37. wields - 2007-08-13 10:24:49 |
| I haven’t read your entries for abolutely ages, ever since my computer decided enough was enough and kissed it’s sorry ass goodbye. I remembered about you today and searched you back up, you’re still awesome. Just thought I’d let you know. |
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36. Chlorie - 2007-07-29 04:18:21 |
| I love your most recent entry title. I haven’t heard any of Heywood Banks’s stuff in ages, since I left Cbus. |
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35. awittykitty - 2007-07-25 05:08:58 |
Blargh. I forgot what I was going to say when I saw all those freaky smiley faces down there.  Oh look, Abraham Lincoln! |
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34. -=b47=- - 2007-07-01 15:03:27 |
| f’ the sitter, if you get my meaning. doctor’s right about liver ’zymes. trust me, i’m a dog, i know. lastly, Hattie Larlham, quite a wonderful charity. i am now happily getting quite a bit of snail mail propoganda which i love. the problem? all white people! is there not any diversity amongst children and adults with mental retardation and developmental disabilities? |
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33. FuzzyGrey - 2007-06-19 19:06:02 |
| Don’t forget, no liquids over 3 oz in your carry-ons. Plus all your 3 oz liquids that you carry on has to be able to fit in one freezer bag sized ziplock baggie. So, leave your fancy perfumes and hair care products in your regular luggage. They are very serious about this. If you need bottled water on the plane, buy it after you pass security checkpoint. HAVE A GREAT TIME!!! And I actually highly recommend shaking sticks at monkeys. |
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32. awittykitty - 2007-06-19 16:53:43 |
| Come to think of it, my Dad used to drink a lot of Seagrams Seven and NEVER had any bug bites. I think you might be on to something there. Anyways, have a great vacation and say hi to the ocean for me. |
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31. oldmaid - 2007-06-19 02:26:03 |
| liver enzymes? ultrasound? "that office"? wtf?! |
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