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60. Jennifer G - 2008-03-22 12:08:59 |
Hey There Lovely Wonderful YOU!!! Im moving to Myrtle Beach in the next few weeks....there is a new hard rock theme park with a Led Zeppelin Roller Coaster...so anytime you want to cop a squat and visit the beach let me know!!!!  I hope everything is good with YOU!!! hugs!  |
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59. - 2008-02-14 20:57:52 |
| what filth |
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58. Nanc’ - 2008-02-06 17:07:11 |
Oh hell, Hon! Most of us females have had "feminine hygiene" products appear at embarrassing times in front of loved ones and strangers regardless of how hard we try to hide those damn things. For the record, I once used a mini-pad to "battle-field" dress the head wound of a person in a car accident I came upon. They ARE sanitary after all and so absorbent!
Just march your butt back into the restaurant and pretend nothing happened..and ask for an extra cookie just for good measure! |
" target=_blank> 57. awittykitty - 2008-02-04 21:49:23 |
| My stepfather’s cat once puked in his ear while he was sleeping. But he totally deserved it, so no cat-hitting device was necessary. |
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" target=_blank>56. Trance - 2008-02-04 15:27:26 |
| Girl who hurl tampon get extra fortune cookie. |
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55. Crayon - 2007-12-03 09:24:08 |
| I actually had to take my girlfriend to the er one night because a moth became lodged in her ear as she was walking on our porch. The sucker was huge. |
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54. RDC - 2007-12-01 04:41:46 |
| Your last entry was so damn cool that, although I snorted my Diet Coke out of my nose mid-guffaw, I had to re-consume it as the very reason for it being outside its home was Awesomeness, and I wish such Awesomely associated things to be in my body, not outside on my keyboard. |
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" target=_blank>53. random - 2007-11-11 10:47:49 |
| Ok, I need a chicken hat for my cat...like yesterday. How do I find me one o’those bad boys? My cat is neither as fluffy or as complacent as your cat. The fun would be video taping how long it takes her to take it off. I am thinking 5.6 seconds. |
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" target=_blank>52. awittykitty - 2007-10-31 16:39:04 |
| Awwww kitty in a chicken hat!!! You do realize he’s now plotting your death now don’t you? But that was cute!!!! Awww! |
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51. Kath. - 2007-10-08 15:49:51 |
| It’s a german word, and in german it’s dacks-hoond. No dashing anywhere... |
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