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120. matt taylor - 2007-02-13 20:41:44 |
| please contact me matt taylor 31537 vignes ct. winchester ca 92596.951-325 7611. |
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119. matt taylor - 2007-02-13 20:38:59 |
| mr.read i do not have computer e-mail i need to corespond with you about my crook life story book. my adress is 31537 vignes ct. winchester ca.matt max taylor.area code 92596.phone 951-325-7611 |
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118. JADEY M. - 2006-12-05 05:01:55 |
 WOZZUP IM A BIG CHOPPER FAN FROM NEW ZEALAND AND JUST WANNA SAY U R THA MAN CHOPPER I LOVE UR MOVIE I WACHDIT TEN TIMEZ A DAY ASPECILY OLD BARTOS THE THE FUCKN GOLLIWOG HAHA I MY GOAL IS 2 MEET U SOMDAY U. WELL FROM UR BIGGEST FAN TAKECARE CHOPPER HOPEFULY IL HAVE A BEER WITH YA SOMDAY THATD B BLOODY AWSOME. |
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117. stephen rose (england) - 2006-08-24 20:11:06 |
Fuckin love yer books,think yer films a master piece!!!! Think yer fuckin attitudes great a god dame criminal HERO!!!!! lONG LIVE THE ONE & ONLY....MARK BRANDON CHOPPER READ!!!  |
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116. Wolly Bee - 2006-08-20 03:39:17 |
’This is Mark Brandon Chopper Read, and for those of you who’ve dialed up Chhopper dot net dot fucking a.y. uuu this is fucking me, and if you don’t believe me you cock sucking asshole, get over here and I’ll fuck yer up the bootox wit’ a knife, I’ll cut yer fucking lugs off, I’ll take yer toenails off with a nail clipper, ecterah. Yer get the fucking picture?  |
" target=_blank> 115. David Mills - 2006-08-20 02:52:56 |
    
Chopper 3; My Favourite Weapons  2008 Mark Brandon Chopper Read/ Feck Off Films (FOF Films) ltd
Chopper escapes brazil, having been in the company of the native Brazillian indians and that.
Heads back to Austrailia. The guy he murdered though, was part of one of austrailia’s most nortoerious gangs, the Digeri-doos (sp?!), who are a bunch of crazy mother fukkas, and shouldn’t really be categorised as humans beings. They’ve kidnapped everyone in da phone book for ransom and Chopper has to come to them if he wants to straighten things out. There’s all sorts of mad sh it going down in the third Chopper movie- Chopper climbs a building with only his knife and his guts to take out some b astads before they can escape via helicopter, jumps off a cliff seconds before the cliff explodes, takes out a line of 38 goons with a sub machience gun, and is hit by an a-bomb and still lives to tell the story by camp fire at the end of the film. After you’ve seen this movie, the fourth one will already be in production; the title being more lunicris than the previous.
They get Chopper to fight Harlem Bomber- an absolute fu cking maniac who’s head has been broken apart eight teimns, can box concrete like it’s putty.
’Peter Peeeeeeee!!! He would have made a fine Austraaiiilian...I’ll cry when I’m done killin...airight fellas, enjoying yerselves?? You won’t be when I run over yer arse with a Boeing 747’
Chopper is indestructable, like Violence Jack! |
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" target=_blank>114. David Mills - 2006-08-17 18:09:43 |
 Chopper 2- Total Carnage
Chopper is convicted of murder in the first degree, and is sentencted to two consecutive life sentences. They offer him a proposition though- take out a Colombian drug lord in Brazil, and they will consider dropping the charges al together and setting him up with a new life. Name will be changed to Mike Chatter Reading.
They give him all sorts of weapons (rocket launcher, uzi sub machiene gun, electro gun, buffalo riffle and a set of big fck off knifesEasically all the stuff on Grand Theft Auto)End then hes thrown out of a helicopter on parachute.
Falls through the tree tops, lands on his arse. The Colombians see him. He just takes them out with a Buffalo riffle.
Chopper; Crikey, if I keep this up, theyll have to change my nick name to Buffalo Bill!E
More Colombians come at him with knifes, eye patches, etc. Chopper gets a knife in the eye but is still standing.
Chopper; No mate, no, you got it wrng- thats not a knifeE
CUE; Pulls out huge dinosaur knife.
Chopper; This is a knife.E
Chopper takes off the gorillas head with one swipe. More commandos come- must get hit with seventy five bullets but is still able to whistle Down UnderEby Men At Work.
Chopper infiltrates the drug labs.
Chopper (to scientists); Get the hell away from that Charley or Im gonna write me name in yer chest with a machiene gun!
Chopper tests the drug-
Chopper; Cheeky bita charley you got here boys, and I expect youll have a lot of money coming your way come Christmas!
Chopper turns round, slightly caned, to find seventy commandos stood before him with riffles. They open fire for three minutes. After all the smoke has cleared away, Chopper sez- what the fcks gotten into you?E
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113. Mr. Clean - 2006-07-12 17:13:51 |
Chop, a Canadian here that has probably watched Chopper at least 5 times ... took me at least 3 times to pick up the Australian accent and slang.
Fucken brilliant movie. Found your website and glad to see your doing well. I’ll have to pick up one of your books next.
All the best Chop!
Mr Clean
Toronto, Canada
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112. Darren - 2006-07-12 03:05:09 |
Hey sexy, i would so like to chew on what is left of your ears! i think that is hot!!!
I read your childrens books, they made me so wet and horny.
Anyway, ill chat to you soon
Dazzmister  |
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111. Lees&Di - 2006-07-10 09:28:50 |
hey hey u crazy bastard... i have read ure books and ure site u make me shit my pants wen i am sleepin..my dad is a spittin image of u..without them tattoos what willit cost to meet ya ... so i can shit myself lol....it would be grouse.. so whats crakin??? hope 2 c ya soon
HIT ME BACK JUST TO CHAT TRULLY YOURS YOUR BIGGEST FANS LEES ND DI XX  |
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