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230. barbaloo - 2009-10-28 14:23:02 |
Here’s a joke for y’ all. Have a great day
A man is walking home alone late one foggy Halloween night, when behind him he hears;
BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP...
Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him.
BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP...
Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him.
FASTER...
FASTER...
BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP....
He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him. However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping.
clappity-BUMP...
clappity-BUMP...
clappity-BUMP...
on his heels, as the terrified man runs.
Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, he locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.
With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door.
Bumping and clapping toward him.
The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup! Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket...
and,
(hopefully you’re ready for this!!!)
The coffin stops.
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229. S.T.G. - 2009-10-27 01:41:26 |
| deb and i are going south |
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228. Deb - 2009-10-26 16:45:38 |
| Thank you so much for the recipe! It sounds absolutely wonderful, I can hardly wait to make it. Bill and I are going south. Last I knew, Nick and Jeannette, Russ and Jonnie, Allen and Shan were going south too. Barb was undecided. I think Dianne was going south. |
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227. tholman - 2009-10-26 14:56:26 |
So what is everyones desire for Halloween this year? VFW or Out South?  |
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226. tholman - 2009-10-26 14:55:24 |
I just sent you my family green chili recipe. I hope you love it!  |
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225. Deb - 2009-10-26 14:22:30 |
| Bill and I got on line this weekend and found a recipe. I made it last night, but it needs something... He’s coming over tonight to figure it out. So hopefully we will be entering the cook-off on Saturday at Sun. I hope to see you guys there. It’s so much fun to hang out at Sun on the cook-off day. Especially if we can’t ride. |
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224. Yecats - 2009-10-23 19:43:48 |
| I would love to help you out but the last time I made it, well lets just say it waas more red then green. Tasted ok I think it called for too many tomatos. |
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223. Deb - 2009-10-23 17:58:03 |
| A copy of all green chili recipes need to be sent to me at ~ Lack of doing so could possibly lead to an "iffy" picture being put in the chapter website. Honestly guys, I’m desperate for a green chili recipe! |
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222. Yecats - 2009-10-22 14:45:31 |
| I agree the web site is fantastic. Can anyone fill me in on the chilli cook off next weekend? |
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221. shebull - 2009-10-16 23:52:19 |
Shantel I agree with Deb...fantastic.  |
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